before i forget

as the top dog and the big cheese, it helps a lot to hire ugly and stupid people as your marketing staff. and by ugly i mean ugly, the kind that will lose whatever self-confidence they have with one insult about their nose. or gums. as for the stupid, it is self-explanatory. what else can make me feel brilliant, if not mentally-challenged staff? plus, when i say i could not have done anything without them, the irony of it all is really exhilarating...like uppers and downers combined.